What the fuck is going on in Bridgend?

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I've never been there and would never wish to but it's in Wales and it's called Bridgend so I'm imagining a dreary, desolate, windswept, barren, sodden landscape of hills and swampland, always raining, always cold.

It's probably near the sea hence the name, so picture a small collection of houses huddled together for warmth atop a wretched, treeless hill, crashing waves and howling winds on one side, empty wasteland and treacherous bogs on all the others.

Shivers

I've never seen a bridge that crosses a sea. I think that ones that go a bit outwards and then just give up are called 'piers'?? (pedant's corner strikes again)

Still, you're pretty spot on with the rest of it .... are you sure you've never been?