Were any you Brits hit by quake on Wednesday?

[Kev]

Trust me any quakes we have in the UK are just a laughable embarrassment compared to yours.

If youre earthquakes are the equivilant of mile high rollercoasters with limitless loops, twists and gravity defying drops our quakes are a pleasant gentle ride on the teacups with your baby.

Even flowers survive our hurricanes and if we had volcano's old people would bathe in the 'lava' pools to open their pores.

We are shit at natural disasters