Quote Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing View Post
I'm an earthquake survivor. I'm still waiting for a TV crew to turn up and interview me.
Don't feel bad, in order to fit the requirements for interview you need to ideally be a middle aged, fat woman, intermittently sobbing and sighing with a wet dishevelled look and ideally some mud or soot on your face.

It's bad enough there has been a tragedy, the tv companies obviously know they need to at least get some survivors we can laugh at and feel better again.

Remember behind every tragic moment is a great little bit of comedy just ideal for a 30 second slot