Bilbo's Three Weekend Wishes.

[Kev]

Well it's a nice little weekend of boxing and MMA coming up tomorrow and potentially we could have three very satisfactory suprises.

Three of my most annoying combat fighters are in action and hopefully we can see at least a couple of them get their asses handed to them, and even better a possible career ending defeat.

So follows my quick glance at the three matchup's this weekend that could make me a very happy hobbit indeed.

First up, Hatton vs Lazcano.

Now as a Brit I know I'm shamefully unpatriotic, but nothing would give me greater satisfaction than seeing Ricky get stuck on his fat little behind and knocked out again tomorrow night.

Most importantly this would put the final nail into the coffin of a Mayweather rematch and so force Floyd to fight a real opponent in 09, with the winner of Cotto Margarito being virtually impossible to avoid.

Secondly Hatton's phenomenal appeal to the British public has always completely baffled me. His horrible hit...hold.......hit.......hold fight style bores me. His tedious and predictable one liners bore me, his eulogies about how the fans love him because he's a man of the people and the salt of the earth make me want to and the acclaimation he gets in interviews and from the media for his being such a jack the lad and working class hero type guy just make me yearn for another trip to the ring corner turnbuckle and the second self knockout in consecutive fights.


Next up we switch to MMA and the loathsome BJ Penn fighting against Sean Sherk. There is little chance that he will lose imo, he's a decent fighter no doubt and will doubtless submit Sherk in the later rounds. But I'm praying that Sherk can get to him and beat him into the ground.

The guy is a turd plain and simple. I really don't want to hear his victory speech 'If you want to know what BJ Penn thinks about this fight go to BJPenn.com'

Instead I want to hear Mike Goldberg announce 'If you want to pledge some money and help us provide support for BJPenn's family goto BJPenn.com.


Finally the ultimate douchebag and delusional prick, Tito Ortiz is in action, and happily in a fight he may very well lose. 'People either love me or hate me' Tito proudly proclaims before every fight. No Tito, they either hate you or are completely disinterested in you. You are a complete tool and I hope your movie career crashes and burns as bad as you did in your two fights with Chuck Liddel. Hopefully Macheda can retire you permantly from the sport of MMA on Saturday and then you can look forward to little cameo roles in terrrible films starring your porn star girlfriend.

You'll probably end up playing a bouncer in a shitty film called Zombie Strippers or something.........ha ha.....oh wait Zombie Strippers!



So there we have it, the three big events this weekend. If any of these come true I'll be over the moon, but fingers crossed let's have a hatrick