country living sucks sometimes

[Kev]

The top 3 best parts of country livin' for me...

1. Outdoor sex

2. Fiesta version party. You can have a full live orchestra band or throw out a rage party and be as loud as you want and no one fukks with you.

3. Shoot cans in my backyard.

1. Solitude and absolute silence.

2. no traffic

3. stars at night{i know that sounds gay; whatever}

4. plenty of snakes to catch

Do the Gein family still live out your way? I bet you've made a fair few masks in your time yourself

'Snakes to catch', is that a euphamism for young student lads?