Good thread.Shoud get some more fun replies .

Good job but you could of asked him to pick it up himself and then done what you did if he refused to.

I posted a half empty milkshake back through a car window once,load of blokes in a Mc donalds car park inmy town rubbish everywhere. They were all 4 sitting there talking about getign out giving me a belting so I bowed waved them out and said oh please fucking please all of you get out of the car and they drove off so i booted it in for em. My wife and kids and the girl behind the counter all looked at me like Im the bad guy!

Im a nice man now, i probably would just ask first then mop it up with them, or maybe even ignore it these days.

I have more brains and cant fight so well anymore so last time I acted like an off duty copper (cause I just had a hair cut) and got some rude punk to move his car out of a doorway blocking everyone "before i decide to go back on duty and (hypothetically) book your ass" and check your car for a roadworthy". , the dick head moved it.

I wont bore you with more, although a bloke I know went to his neighbour knocked on the door and gave him a present all wrapped up with a bow and a card (in the box with the fresh turd) that said "Give me sh!t I'll fukkin give you sh!t".