Bloody neighbours...

[Kev]

It's funny I live in a 14 flat apartment complex and even though I barely ever leave the house and spend virtually my whole life in this place I still don't know a single one of my neighbours!

I don't have a clue who lives in the three rooms across my hall, there's a foreign couple, and a gay guy I know as he's the brother of my best mates wife, and another annoying couple who are to be the subject of my rant in a minute.

Apart from that I have no idea who else lives in the building or what they look like. I've never seen them or even heard them, I could be living here completely on my own for all I know.

Anyways about the annoying couple that live across the hall from me.

The apartment I live in is only 4 years old and really nice. It's all well decorated and a nice building to live in. I live on the very top floor, number 13.

Howver the twats across the hall (the dad and his kid) both have push bikes and every day they carry them all the way downstairs and to ride wherever they go and then all the way back up again at night.

I've never seen them do this but we all know they do as there are now black tread marks on every wall on all three floors of the building. It looks scabby as fuck.

Letters have been posted through all the flats doors asking people not to bring bikes into the building but they still continue to do it.

There are thick black tyre marks everywhere now and the whole place will have to be repainted as I doubt they will wash off.

What pisses me off is that this family just don't seem to care at all. You'd think they'd at least try and keep the walls clean or maybe stop hitting them but they just don't give a shit.

It's made the whole apartment look like cheap council flats now and ruind the building for everyone else.

[Youngblood]

My neighbor is prob mid twenties and hot and likes to walk around semi-nude so I'm okay with that. I know she catches me looking all the time and just smiles and pretends like I don't see her. lol O well. Is tough to decide how to watch her. Peek thru the curtains, or just open the blinds and take in the show. But it is no doubt a show...she open her curtains for it and everything.

She incidentally does this usually when her husband is out drinking beer at the bar down the road...which is almost nightly. Funny thing is, I told my dad about it and he says "you prob. shouldn't be looking it's her house and privacy." but then now since I said it he tends to spend more time in the backyard at night tending to his lil flower patch haha...or walking the dog...or fixing shit that ain't even broken.

[Kev]

My neighbor is prob mid twenties and hot and likes to walk around semi-nude so I'm okay with that. I know she catches me looking all the time and just smiles and pretends like I don't see her. lol O well. Is tough to decide how to watch her. Peek thru the curtains, or just open the blinds and take in the show. But it is no doubt a show...she open her curtains for it and everything.

She incidentally does this usually when her husband is out drinking beer at the bar down the road...which is almost nightly. Funny thing is, I told my dad about it and he says "you prob. shouldn't be looking it's her house and privacy." but then now since I said it he tends to spend more time in the backyard at night tending to his lil flower patch haha...or walking the dog...or fixing shit that ain't even broken.

haha reminds me of when I was growing up.

We used to have a really hot next door neighbour who always sunbathed in her back garden but really close to her house so you couldn't see her without resorting to special tactics.

Me and my brother would sit in my bedroom with a big full length mirror and angle it downwards into her garden so we could see her on her sunlounger.

Sometimes it would reflect a massive blinding light in her direction so looking back she must have noticed.

One time I was on my own and actually managed to hook it up perfectly so I could not only see everything but also secure the mirror in place without me having to hold it.

I then spent about 10 mins wanking over her semi naked body.

Looking back it was a pretty risky thing to do as I guess if she looked up she would have been able to see me in the reflection which would have been social death.

But when your 14 that just makes it more exciting.

[amat]

I have great neighbors and then not so great neighbors. I live on a hill and on a lake. Across the street is the lake, dock, ect. No complaints there. On the left there is a HUUUUGGEE house up the hill moreso then mine and they're all the way to the left on his lot so he's way far away. I only see him occasionally when he is on his hammock in his backyard which is pretty close to my window here. He smokes pipe tobacco and it smells reaallyy good. My mom is good friends with his wife, we have barbequed a few times, the guy knows his boxing too actually. Older guy in his 50's.

Anyways, on the other side is where the trouble is. There is a trailer park situated right on the lake, parolees, sex offenders, the whole work. Not a nice place unfortunately I have to walk past it everyday to get to the basketball courts I go to. My weed guy lives there too but he doesn't know I live where I do and have him meet me at the basketball courts. He's a legitimate psycho too, out of San Quentin for less then a year (he claims he was on that Lockup show, haven't seen the San Quentin one) and I've heard him at times screaming at the top of his lungs for no appearant reason shouting nothing. Just screaming. Weird. That place is bad though, not violence wise just a melting pot of nothingness. Actually there are some nice people in there but not many. I hate walking past it especially at night, there is a Mexican guy there who also probably just got out of prison, looks the part, and he always hangs out on the highway with all his friends instead of in the trailer park. I don't think they speak English and they always get silent when I walk by even when I walk on the other side of the street. But I haven't seen him for a while I think he's gone.

It's not that bad, not half as bad as other places I've lived with actual gangs and violence instead of just rift rafts as they call them here.

[Dizaster]

My neighbor is prob mid twenties and hot and likes to walk around semi-nude so I'm okay with that. I know she catches me looking all the time and just smiles and pretends like I don't see her. lol O well. Is tough to decide how to watch her. Peek thru the curtains, or just open the blinds and take in the show. But it is no doubt a show...she open her curtains for it and everything.

She incidentally does this usually when her husband is out drinking beer at the bar down the road...which is almost nightly. Funny thing is, I told my dad about it and he says "you prob. shouldn't be looking it's her house and privacy." but then now since I said it he tends to spend more time in the backyard at night tending to his lil flower patch haha...or walking the dog...or fixing shit that ain't even broken.

You should grab a lazyboy and make a bag of popcorn... :-) oh, and have a table next to the chair with a box of tissues and a tub of vasaline and some binoculars...

That will at least give her a laugh...

[Andre]

It's funny I live in a 14 flat apartment complex and even though I barely ever leave the house and spend virtually my whole life in this place I still don't know a single one of my neighbours!

I don't have a clue who lives in the three rooms across my hall, there's a foreign couple, and a gay guy I know as he's the brother of my best mates wife, and another annoying couple who are to be the subject of my rant in a minute.

Apart from that I have no idea who else lives in the building or what they look like. I've never seen them or even heard them, I could be living here completely on my own for all I know.

Anyways about the annoying couple that live across the hall from me.

The apartment I live in is only 4 years old and really nice. It's all well decorated and a nice building to live in. I live on the very top floor, number 13.

Howver the twats across the hall (the dad and his kid) both have push bikes and every day they carry them all the way downstairs and to ride wherever they go and then all the way back up again at night.

I've never seen them do this but we all know they do as there are now black tread marks on every wall on all three floors of the building. It looks scabby as fuck.

Letters have been posted through all the flats doors asking people not to bring bikes into the building but they still continue to do it.

There are thick black tyre marks everywhere now and the whole place will have to be repainted as I doubt they will wash off.

What pisses me off is that this family just don't seem to care at all. You'd think they'd at least try and keep the walls clean or maybe stop hitting them but they just don't give a shit.

It's made the whole apartment look like cheap council flats now and ruind the building for everyone else.

Who owns the flat? or who is the agent renting them out? Thats where you place the letter too.with the number of flat from where the bikes are and they pay for it all, then they stop doing it or they fuk off cause its expensive.

[Douglas]

It's funny I live in a 14 flat apartment complex and even though I barely ever leave the house and spend virtually my whole life in this place I still don't know a single one of my neighbours!

I don't have a clue who lives in the three rooms across my hall, there's a foreign couple, and a gay guy I know as he's the brother of my best mates wife, and another annoying couple who are to be the subject of my rant in a minute.

Apart from that I have no idea who else lives in the building or what they look like. I've never seen them or even heard them, I could be living here completely on my own for all I know.

Anyways about the annoying couple that live across the hall from me.

The apartment I live in is only 4 years old and really nice. It's all well decorated and a nice building to live in. I live on the very top floor, number 13.

Howver the twats across the hall (the dad and his kid) both have push bikes and every day they carry them all the way downstairs and to ride wherever they go and then all the way back up again at night.

I've never seen them do this but we all know they do as there are now black tread marks on every wall on all three floors of the building. It looks scabby as fuck.

Letters have been posted through all the flats doors asking people not to bring bikes into the building but they still continue to do it.

There are thick black tyre marks everywhere now and the whole place will have to be repainted as I doubt they will wash off.

What pisses me off is that this family just don't seem to care at all. You'd think they'd at least try and keep the walls clean or maybe stop hitting them but they just don't give a shit.

It's made the whole apartment look like cheap council flats now and ruind the building for everyone else.

I imagine the clock is ticking for that family. They're going to get busted and kicked out when they get caught.