A Challenge - How many farts do you do each day?

[Gandalf]

Never really counted.

Some days not many but dependant on what I've eaten it could be many more than thatnumber of 14.

Saying that I do shit 3 times a day on average

Plop really deserves to be in your user name!

Ive no idea about this farting business. A man must fart, but a man seldom keeps count.