Quote Originally Posted by miles View Post
Quote Originally Posted by plopeater View Post
Never really counted.

Some days not many but dependant on what I've eaten it could be many more than thatnumber of 14.

Saying that I do shit 3 times a day on average
Plop really deserves to be in your user name!

Ive no idea about this farting business. A man must fart, but a man seldom keeps count.
I have never counted the number of times I farted in a day. I don't know of anybody who does.