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Quote Originally Posted by plopeater View Post
I remember the time my spunk was pure red, didn't taste that, I really shit myself

Then licked my pants clean

Actually its funny you say that. When I had my bone marrow transplant I was in hospital for a month straight.

I was in isolation and couldnt have visitors so all I could do was wank.

Trouble is my cum was brown. I was a bit worried and wanted to ask if that was normal but I figured it would be a bit dirty to ask a nurse that.

I actually felt let down by the National Health service in this regard, they should have some information on this, I mean every bloke stuck in a hospital bed on his own for a month is obviously going to find his only comfort in his willy and if his cum is the colour of his poop its going to disturb him. But do they have any information about this? Of course not


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