Some guy at work is really doing my head in!!

[Andre]

All great replies in here even the pay back ones.
Josh is a wise fella.
I think ,to think of ways to get him back if you can see the humour in it, is fun and is a release from the tension of the situation and can stop you from banging his head on the floor.
They can be done if never caught.

You be real nice about it place your hand on his shoulder and try to be serious as you ask him If he is bi sexual or gay ,because the last guy who acted this way towards you ended up hitting on you .

There are ways to play with this to make him stop.
Chances are he grew up with his dad or his mum belittling him at every turn and he doest know any better.

You could voice that opinion once you reach his level at work and say that it actually stands out to everyone and that he should re think his approach to life.

Truth is this prick has been bought up to be shallow and kept at a certain depth at the end of lifes pond;

So shallowthat he cant swim in the deep end or rise above anything on his own.
He is like those women you hear down the street that just spend their time hanging sh!t on other women cause its the only way left for them to feel they are above someone else.

Some uneducated people think if they can prove someone else wrong to another that they must be better!
Its stealing thunder.

(happens out on our front page here all the time )

It is something that has them trapped in a spot in this life and at times for an eternity and they cant see it but you can.
So have fun with it bro...

On another note , ever found a pubic air in the bottom of your coffee cup?

Ever got into your car and thought fuk this is a low rider today what the fuu , ohh damn my tyres have been knived !$!$!$$$!!!

That said, vengence is a dish best eaten cold.

Remember if it comes to blows away from the work place ,dont forget to take their wallet and all possesions; you cant be working for nothing.

Ohh continually beaming at him (like youre the cat that got the cheese) forces him to rethink his tactics ,he will think your a nutter and leave you alone in fear. 'Or he will think you know something he doesnt.
Little stories in the lunch room of how you and your mates have done up some fukker who thought he was tough boy etc etc .

Things that simply have him wondering,which is less dangerous for him than using that brain of his..