Facts from my girlfriend's Pads

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No doubt about that, moose are fucking large. We don't have any around here luckily. Just bears and cougars.

I know of a guy who was driving his Honda Civic along the TransCanada Highway late one night, driving around Lake Superior, which is bigtime moose country. Anyways, he encountered a big bull moose standing in the middle of the highway. He brought his little Honda to a stop, and waited for the moose to get out of the way, The moose did not get out of the way, so the guy honks his horn. The moose gets pissed off, hooks his antlers under the front bumper, and flips the Honda over.

That's surprising, a moose flipped a car over?

Well, I heard it 2nd hand, but that's the story I was told, and I have no reason to doubt my source. I think a bull moose is capable of flipping a subcompact car, they have massively thick necks. Who knows what the moose was thinking, probably wasn't thinking in terms of flipping the car, but they will lower their heads and get pushy shovy with their antlers.