Embarrasing Injuries

[Andre]

hmmmm...

This didn't require hospitalization, but about 3 weeks ago I was drinking with a few friends. We decided to go out for a while in the early morning hours, so I got changed into some better clothes. Anyways, as I'm doing up my fly, I get the tip of my little buddy caught in the zipper. I go it unstuck, and drunk as I was, woke my girlfriend up to show her the damage.

I once put a butcher knife through my hand by accident when I was a kid, severing some tendons and almost bled to death, but I don't think that qualifies as funny. More pathetic than anything.

Very funny. As a young teenager our family would eat out once a week. One night I was out of clean undies so decided to free ball. Went to the toilet in the resturant and got my dude caught in the zip - OUCH!! I managed to get it out and clean it up and went back out. I was too embarrased to tell anyone though. Just recently was pulling down an old fence and karate kicked one of the old rails in half only to have the top half hit me right in the face, all full of old nails and splinters sustained a cut eye and forehead. Installing an antenna on the side of the house i was all the way up on an old wooden ladder that the old people who used to live in the house left behind and of course the rung snapped and down i went antenna and all.......

My life is just a series of embarrasing accidents, you shouldn't have got me started

yep .