Ok Bilbo....my girl just left for the airport and I'm in a sleepy haze while picking my nose and trying to process everything you wrote. Basically, who cares, kill all of them then: the kids, Gentle Geoffrey and the fruity pebbles in the parliament or whatever you guys call it.

Pedophilia issues aside, I'd kill Geoffrey just for living next to me as wacked out as that guy is. That dude is a fucking nightmare; I couldnt deal with him on a day to day basis without flipping out. And yes it's hard getting him out of your mind; I'll never get back to sleep. That little jig he does is the scariest thing I've ever seen.

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!" ....."The Victims!!The Victims!!" and "Did You? ....Did You?"...I'd kill him just for repeating himself. And you just know PETA Australia would secretly be thanking you for saving that poor dog he drags around the street and probably masturbates on. I can only imagine what went on in his house over the years.