Eubank gets his lisp fixed

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What next Hopkins gets a teeth transplant, Vitali gets a personality, Amir gets a chin.....

Hatton might get a tan.

Haye might grow some testicles.

Mayorga might start chewing Cigarrest gum.

Cintron might stop crying.

Toney might appear on The Biggest Loser.

Golota receiving a heart for the first time of his life.

Mike Tyson receiving a brain

Daniel Ponce De Leon gets some nice cover ups over his white trash tattoos

Don King getting a decent haircut.

SAm Peters being sponsored by weight watchers for a one year trial

Floyd Mayweather S.R receiving a litterature price for his epic poem "the king of the ring"

Butterbean winning his first casting on the big screen as "King Kong Bundy" in a movie about the legends of the WWF/WWE