Men that you 'shouldn't but 'would'

[CFH]

Yeah, but do you really want to brag about having a My Little Pony tattoo, and a tattoo of Bert & Ernie holding hands?

You might want to stick with saying that you have 3.

Fuck yes I do. That only counts as one tattoo anyways as Bert and Ernie are riding a My Little Pony while holding hands. Get your goddamn facts straight.

A little testy there, tattoo remorse kicking in?

Never. I'll go to the grave singing the praises of my Bert/Ernie/My Little Pony tattoo. Just because you do something in the midst of a PCP and mescaline-fueled drug binge doesn't mean it's a mistake.