Nikolai Valuev

What I wouldn't do to be able to run my fingers through all that carpet. Then as I kiss and run the tip of my tongue across his body, have little pieces of hair float into my mouth. Yummy.

Can you imagine the size of his tongue.

I can only imagine the size of his .....!

And let's face it, his fingers are probably larger than some of yours guys diks.





On the other end of the spectrum - Vern Troyer

What woman wouldn't want to get their freak on with Mini-Me.