Men that you 'shouldn't but 'would'

[Diane]

Fuck yes I do. That only counts as one tattoo anyways as Bert and Ernie are riding a My Little Pony while holding hands. Get your goddamn facts straight.

A little testy there, tattoo remorse kicking in?

Never. I'll go to the grave singing the praises of my Bert/Ernie/My Little Pony tattoo. Just because you do something in the midst of a PCP and mescaline-fueled drug binge doesn't mean it's a mistake.

Tell that to Boozeboxer's parents, because I think they would disagree with you.