Meeting the girlfriend's family for the first time

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The irony.

In my defense, apparently that she's been like that with every guy that ever crossed her front porch. Though they both apparently liked me, it was never that fun going to her place.

I was just fukkin with ya , analyzing the analyst.

I always thought funny how the word anal is in there .

Hehe, it's all good, I knew but I felt the need still to justify myself a bit more and I could have well still done even without your post. But you should have seen my face when his father invited me to the living room, made me sit on a leather couch, sat in his lazy boy with crossed legs and a hand under his chin (no joke), I was really anticipating something like: "So Matt, tell me about your youth".