Quote Originally Posted by Dizaster View Post
I think the biggest thing that goes towards proving it is aliens and not humans, is we havn't seen any crop circles of giant penis' or tits!
Surely in 40 years since crop circles have been around,,, at least one prankster would have layed a giant cock out into some poor farmers crop fields...
As fucked up as it sounds I imagine most crop circles are made by people who genuinely believe crop circles are made by aliens and therefore they approach their task with respect and reverence.

If I was a hoaxer I would make my circle sound as a declaration of war with earth and really fuck with the believers heads. Either that or create an iconographic image requesting that a beautiful young earth woman or two must mate with a certain human looking alien that would be waiting in a layby nearby in a cheap, tatty car to take them to a flat in Torquay for an intense physical probing.