What's the freakiest thing you have seen?

[Conrad]

I've seen a dead man lying on the pavement on Copacabana Beach in Rio, but that didn't really bother me surprisingly.

I also drove past a guy slumped over his steering wheel crashed into the barriers on the M6 near Coventry. This was back in the pre mobile days so I had to get off at the next junction and find a phone box to call an ambulance! That freaked me out at the time.

My ex fiance used to have slight pscychological issues way back when we started going out. I remember she wasn't feeling well after an all nighter at Sundissential in Sheffield so she went back to mine instead of the after party. I spent a good few hours at this party munching pills, smoking skunk and sniffing coke but eventually after 5 or 6 hours I went back home.

When I got home I found her white as a ghost still in her coat rocking back and forth on the edge of my bed in a trance. She was dithering to death and when she saw me she came over and started hugging but she wouldn't let go. She really started to freak me out but I couldn't figure out if it was because I was tripping or if she really had flipped.

Anyways I decided to drive her home but I was totally fucked. I remember driving all the way to hers in 2nd gear at about 20mph becuase I could hardly see the road. When we got back to hers she just looked at me and said just like out a horror film 'I love you baba, please don't be scared of me!'

I swear to fucking god that scared the shit outta me at the time. I know I was wasted but even she admitted years later that she feared for her snaity in those days.