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Quote Originally Posted by HattonTheHammer View Post
whatever happened to good old fashioned approaches down a dark alleyway
Exactly! Just go up and say " excuse me sweetheart, can you tell me if my handkercheif smells like chloroform
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - I love that

I bird went up to my mate when he was in Benidorm and asked him if he wanted to go halfers on a bastard lol; Thought that was a good line.