Help me get the bum girl....

[CFH]

Walk up and be like "Yo bitch wanna fuck". Works all the time, if that fails ask if she takes it in the arse on the first date, great ice breaker.

Who are you?

[CFH]

I suggest you find her Facebook profile and then get Bilbo to contact her on your behalf .

[Kev]

I suggest you find her Facebook profile and then get Bilbo to contact her on your behalf .

That worked out well for me. A year on and Kim and I are still good friends now, I'm even friends with her ex on facebook now

[0james0]

I think she is a sex chat operator. Putting in extra shifts in her lunch!

[0james0]

Ask her if she fancies a bum.

Never fails.

[Dizaster]

I was totally totally psyched to say hello to this girl today, but she wasn't there.... Morning ciggie, lunch, afternoon ciggie, no bum girl... Tomorrow will be the charm..

I've decided to go with a smile and "hello", then walk a few more steps and turn back a bit and say "how are you today?" and make sure I get a response... I feel like that is just a safe way to go up from what i've been doing which is just smiling at her...

I would love to do this big impressive thing that makes me in there straight away, but I either pull it off totally, or look like a total twat, and i'm not prepared to take the risk...

Plus I think in general I can tell my a girls face whether she's responding well to me or not... Like so many of the customer service girls from downstairs let doors slam in my face as I walk behind them... They just pretend I don't exist.. Or when I make eye contact when I walk past them in a hallway and smile they just stick their nose in the air and look annoyed that I have dared look at them...

But some girls always make an effort to smile at me or say hello even when it's an awkward situation to do so, OR they'll be going through a door a fair way ahead of me, but will still wait for me to hold it open...

The bum girl is the latter... So a nice hello will be okay.. It's more than I managed with the last girl I liked at my work who I could tell was into me but I was just a pussy and then one day she just left...

Hope bum girl aint left... will find out tomorrow hopefully..

[0james0]

Ive always gone by the rule of:

If you think she fancies you, then she probably does.

Even if you think it's only a little bit, if you are thinking it, then you are safe to make a move. So after the hello, if you get the slightest twinge of acceptance, you are in!

Close while it's hot and don't forget that girls love the idea of a date, so don't be afraid to actualy ask her out for a drink. I'm happily settled, but the mrs has heaps of single girl mates round and they have accepted me as one of their own, so I get to go behind enemy lines while they discuss blokes, dates, cock sizes the lot (I never said it was pretty!)

If I was ever single again, with all the insider knowledge I've gained I would fucking kill it!

[Conrad]

I love these kind of threads, where's the popcorn smiley...?.

Take it gradual though Diz, more chance of something positive happening.

[Dizaster]

I'm sure creating this thread has cursed me... Two days of the week has passed and she hasn't been outside at all....
It would be extremely odd for me to have any reason what so ever to go down to her customer service area (have been in there once in 2 years), so I can't make a pass by her desk... Plus how do I get to see her ass when she is sitting, so it's a double fail if the hello doesn't work...
She can slap me when I see her outside, I still get to see her ass...

I suppose the good thing is i'm still just a psyched up to talk to her, but having to wait a few days, the expectation has gone down, so hopefully she just pops up when I don't expect it and the smooth serenade of a hello just sings from my voice box into her welcoming ears..... haha


Until there is an update this thread will be going on the backburner...

Thanks for the advice guys.. Page 2 has been a lot more supportive and informative than page 1...

Side note, there is a few girls who are ALWAYS on there phone like 24/7 and I wouldn't even bother being friends with those ego maniacs.... By the fact this girl has been absent from her morning phone calls makes me assume she's not totally obsessed with being on the phone....

[Hornfinger]

I'm sure creating this thread has cursed me... Two days of the week has passed and she hasn't been outside at all....
It would be extremely odd for me to have any reason what so ever to go down to her customer service area (have been in there once in 2 years), so I can't make a pass by her desk... Plus how do I get to see her ass when she is sitting, so it's a double fail if the hello doesn't work...
She can slap me when I see her outside, I still get to see her ass...

I suppose the good thing is i'm still just a psyched up to talk to her, but having to wait a few days, the expectation has gone down, so hopefully she just pops up when I don't expect it and the smooth serenade of a hello just sings from my voice box into her welcoming ears..... haha


Until there is an update this thread will be going on the backburner...

Thanks for the advice guys.. Page 2 has been a lot more supportive and informative than page 1...

Side note, there is a few girls who are ALWAYS on there phone like 24/7 and I wouldn't even bother being friends with those ego maniacs.... By the fact this girl has been absent from her morning phone calls makes me assume she's not totally obsessed with being on the phone....

Right, easy. If you want it you gotta go and get it. Like I said in an earlier post, be THE MAN. Walk over there james bond style and just tell her you been down there once in two years but you decided to treck all the way down there just to say hi to her and blah blah blah ask her where/when she's having lunch that day and take the bitch out.

And if she says no etc, well who cares. You ain't got her now anyway, you're never gonna bump into her and have an awkward moment in the work place and you can stop all this will she/won't she go out with me cuz it'll be done.

Just do it. Every girl wants to be swept off her feet by some suarve prince charming. Infact tarts fantasize about it. GET IN THERE AND DO IT!

[0james0]

Bummer!

[Preme]

http://www.unclez.net/

Go there, then join a gym.

If she hasn't shot you a smile by now she isn't attracted to you, so if you stop to talk to her and you don't even know her she will probably just wonder who the fuck you are.

You must know someone who knows her? find out where she goes out partying and run into her there - everyone is more approachable when they are out.

She is probably on her phone all lunch so she looks busy and people will leave her alone!

If you are desperate to talk to her though, you said she is always on her mobile phone? just ask her if he signal is acting up today... just to get her talking, follow up with what network she's on or something? give her your name and just start talking - don't get sucked into mobile phone convo though she will just think your boring!

I'd go for the accidental meeting out side of work though...

[ono]

Here's what you say....


"Look, i know you probably hear chat up lines all of the time....but, there really is a party in my pants and you are actually invited"

I don't even need to tell you what to do if that doesn't work, because it fucking will.

[boozeboxer]

I would say if she is on the phone all the time, unless she is a day trader, she is probably annoying as hell.

Secondly, some wild desperate attempt is not a bad idea. As a regular poster on here, you probably don't have much of a chance so if she even talks to you.......well shit you are already playing with house money! As long as she can't get you fired I think anything is fair game.

My new fall back is to facebook her telling her that you knew her dad died a few weeks back. That one has only failed once!

[Kev]

I would say if she is on the phone all the time, unless she is a day trader, she is probably annoying as hell.
Secondly, some wild desperate attempt is not a bad idea. As a regular poster on here, you probably don't have much of a chance so if she even talks to you.......well shit you are already playing with house money! As long as she can't get you fired I think anything is fair game.

My new fall back is to facebook her telling her that you knew her dad died a few weeks back. That one has only failed once!

hahaha some great truth's there