Heres a real golf one.

A bloke plays golf before work each morning and meets a chick and theyplay together. They meet each morning and eventually get close. They play 9 holes and she gives him head and sends him off to work.
This bloke thinks he has died and gone to heaven 9 holes ,head job each day.

One day she finishes and says to him I have a confession to make . Im actually a transvestite.

He says .."Awww you dirty rotten prick! you've been teeing off at the womans tee the whole time.