Golf Joke

[superheavyrhun]

Two Korean golf fans are sitting watching the golf in the lounge, when one of them has to get up to go to the bathroom. As he's in the bathroom, he hears the phone ringing, and his friend talking to someone.

When he goes back into the lounge, his friend tells him: "A golfer just called for you."

He replies: "Y. E. Yang?"

His friend tells him: "E Yang to tell you he's been at the clubhouse for 20 minutes and you are very late."

Thank You.

[Andre]

Heres a real golf one.

A bloke plays golf before work each morning and meets a chick and theyplay together. They meet each morning and eventually get close. They play 9 holes and she gives him head and sends him off to work.
This bloke thinks he has died and gone to heaven 9 holes ,head job each day.

One day she finishes and says to him I have a confession to make . Im actually a transvestite.

He says .."Awww you dirty rotten prick! you've been teeing off at the womans tee the whole time.

[Andre]

A man walking the streets sees a street kid sitting on the footpath eating grass.
He says 'hay you come home with me and have a good meal'
the kid asks "can my friends come along too?"
the man says no my lawn isnt that big.

[No Contest]

A Chinese lady goes to the eye doctor to get her eyes examined. The doctor says "You have a cataract", and she replies, "No I have a Rincorn Continentar".

[Andre]

A Chinese lady goes to the eye doctor to get her eyes examined. The doctor says "You have a cataract", and she replies, "No I have a Rincorn Continentar".

Fuk that took me a long time to get that.

We dont have them here.

[No Contest]

A Chinese lady goes to the eye doctor to get her eyes examined. The doctor says "You have a cataract", and she replies, "No I have a Rincorn Continentar".

Fuk that took me a long time to get that.

We dont have them here.

Yeah it also works better when you are saying it rather than typing it.