Things you hate to admit you did

[Memphis]

I dont hate to admit this it was fun at the time, I've tube rode the outside of a train through the underground in London in 87.

Brilliant

There was a story about a guy on the tube a few weeks back, tried having a smoke between carriages, had his head taken clean off apparently

Who needs to smoke that bad? Why not find a nice gentlemans club like Lyle?