Things you hate to admit you did

[Master]

I brought a Bros single as I thought they were cool.
Stole sweets from a shop.
Caught with porno mag but blamed my uncle.

[CFH]

Nothing I would ever admit on this board.

[InTheNeutralCorner]

When I was a kid, I flicked a grain of salt in the air to catch in my mouth (just what some do to peanuts but I didn't have that at the time). It hit my eye. That really burns!

The others are not suitable in any board (whether it's open or hidden).

[superheavyrhun]

Drunk a 4-pint funnel in 7 seconds.
Pinched a trolley with a bucket of sand and a fire extinguisher from a 24 hour petrol station.
Similar to others with getting awkward substances in the eye, but with deep freeze solution I'd been using on a muscle. Looked a bit retarded as that eye wasn't doing the same as the other.
Jumping on the roof of a car and hanging on with one hand through each of the front windows and going for a ride. Only half a mile but scary as fuck, even though I was wasted.

That's enough to start with.

[Memphis]

Drunk a 4-pint funnel in 7 seconds.
Pinched a trolley with a bucket of sand and a fire extinguisher from a 24 hour petrol station.
Similar to others with getting awkward substances in the eye, but with deep freeze solution I'd been using on a muscle. Looked a bit retarded as that eye wasn't doing the same as the other.
Jumping on the roof of a car and hanging on with one hand through each of the front windows and going for a ride. Only half a mile but scary as fuck, even though I was wasted.

That's enough to start with.

I tried a bit of car surfing once but didnt really hold on, just sat on the boot. Yeah I came off pretty badly in that one.

[Andre]

I dont hate to admit this it was fun at the time, I've tube rode the outside of a train through the underground in London in 87.

[Memphis]

I dont hate to admit this it was fun at the time, I've tube rode the outside of a train through the underground in London in 87.

Brilliant

There was a story about a guy on the tube a few weeks back, tried having a smoke between carriages, had his head taken clean off apparently

Who needs to smoke that bad? Why not find a nice gentlemans club like Lyle?

[Diane]

Drunk a 4-pint funnel in 7 seconds.
Pinched a trolley with a bucket of sand and a fire extinguisher from a 24 hour petrol station.
Similar to others with getting awkward substances in the eye, but with deep freeze solution I'd been using on a muscle. Looked a bit retarded as that eye wasn't doing the same as the other.
Jumping on the roof of a car and hanging on with one hand through each of the front windows and going for a ride. Only half a mile but scary as fuck, even though I was wasted.

That's enough to start with.

I tried a bit of car surfing once but didnt really hold on, just sat on the boot. Yeah I came off pretty badly in that one.

Done the car surfing thing too, but never fell off. What got me bad was bumper skiing, where you wear a pair of shoes or boots, hang on to the back bumper, and have the car go down snow covered streets, but your fucked if you happen to hit a dry patch, and I did.

I could go on and on with all the dumb shit me and my friends used to do.

[Andre]

Ha we are all barely scratching the surface here for legal reasons.

New heading : What havent you been caught for?

[Mattyhitman]

Caught with porno mag but blamed my uncle.

When was that........ last week ?

[Memphis]

Caught with porno mag but blamed my uncle.

When was that........ last week ?

I got caught spray painting my name on the back of my nans house but I'd been smart and spray painted my uncles names first, they did it why couldnt I?

My nan bought it.......she was stupid.........she's dead now.

[Mattyhitman]

Caught with porno mag but blamed my uncle.

When was that........ last week ?

I got caught spray painting my name on the back of my nans house but I'd been smart and spray painted my uncles names first, they did it why couldnt I?

My nan bought it.......she was stupid.........she's dead now.

Ha ha, quality trick..... bless ya Nan tho

[Master]

Anyway this same cousin also once brought some flowers for a girl thinking they were real but turned out to be plastic.

[Memphis]

Anyway this same cousin also once brought some flowers for a girl thinking they were real but turned out to be plastic.

I had a cousin who went on a school trip to France, got excited at being able to buy booze no questions asked and ended up getting rat arsed, got caught knocking one out in a field.

Im pretty sure he then went on to piss over as many tents as he could, the dirty coont.

Cousins eh?

[superheavyrhun]

Anyway this same cousin also once brought some flowers for a girl thinking they were real but turned out to be plastic.

I had a cousin who went on a school trip to France, got excited at being able to buy booze no questions asked and ended up getting rat arsed, got caught knocking one out in a field.

Im pretty sure he then went on to piss over as many tents as he could, the dirty coont.

Cousins eh?

You should both be very very ashamed of yourself. A 'friend' of mine once got so drunk in France had to vomit in an urinal, as the cubicle was occupied. At around 5pm.