Things you hate to admit you did

[Andre]

I dont hate to admit this it was fun at the time, I've tube rode the outside of a train through the underground in London in 87.

Brilliant

There was a story about a guy on the tube a few weeks back, tried having a smoke between carriages, had his head taken clean off apparently

Who needs to smoke that bad? Why not find a nice gentlemans club like Lyle?

Jesus that reminds me, ( of the Young ones episode with Vivian kicking his own head down the railway tracks)



But also the Lads I was with were from Cambden we were squatting there in some flats.well they were we were just on holidays and partying with them English,Irish and Aussies in one place. We were on our way into London in a train and one of them tapped me on the leg and said hey you gotta do this and join our club, you gotta become a tube rider. So two of us just got out of the carriage and held on the back and went through heaps of stops .
Nooone can see you until you are pulling out and the guard who comes out from the station stands right there next to you and doesnt think to look behind the train and as you pull out he is walking back to his office and doesnt notice you, but all the hundreds of people on the platforms see you and hoot and shit.
Those boys lost one of theres in between two carriages but on the inside in between his head got caught as it went around a bend and got crushed between the two carriages. they tried to revive him and eventually had to go to court and prove they didnt hold him in there (murder). (they didnt, they were gutted, he was their mate). Didnt stop them taking me out there though .