Quote Originally Posted by VictorCharlie View Post
Miles,

Other than after a long night of sex I mastered the art of not missing the toilet sometime around the age of 10. If you need some help with your aim come by the house, we are currently potty training my 2 yr old.
Are you training him to pee standing up?

If every man did his business sitting down the world would be more cleanly and peaceful. Women don't like the seat being up and I happen to agree with them. I don't have any issues with aiming myself, but why take that risk? It's like unsafe sex with a random woman, very exciting, but too much danger. Likewise with peeing whilst standing.

If others want to stand then that it their call, but I shall do what I do. It isn't hurting anyone and has its merits. This thread has simply been made to call me out and try and make me look less than manly and maybe get mocked, but I don't care. I am quite happy to sit on a nice comfortable seat and think about Peter Cook monologues whilst I urinate.