Do You Pee Sitting Down or Standing Up?

[Kev]

I sit down to pee. My bone marrow transplant fucked up my uerthra and it contains scarring down the tube that means urine comes out at a weird angle. Sometimes it's almost straight, other times it will come out in two or even three streams, and in any direction.

I could stand up and pee and point at the toilet and literally fire simultaneously both to the left and right of it. It's quite a trick, and a sight to behold but to save making a mess I sit down.

I could have it corrected, but it would require an electric wire stuck down my japseye and the scarring burned away so I just sit down instead.

I've become totally used to it and consider it more civilised now. Also I have no armpit hair whatsover as a result of radiotherapy which probably sounds gay too, but I most definitely would never want it back.

I pee sitting down and my armpits are smooth and fresh. I represent a more evolved and less brutish male for the 21st century.