What lies do you tell?

[Gandalf]

Eight pints is easy, Bilbo. Not that hard at all. Sure it makes you talk weird stuff, but quite drinkable.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Is this the time to break out the story of when I was at uni and the guy I used to hang round with were matching each other drink for drink & he ended up in A&E getting his stomach pumped. I was fine

It was around this time I figured drinking is not good umm-kayy.

(plus it ages your skin)

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Eight pints is easy, Bilbo. Not that hard at all. Sure it makes you talk weird stuff, but quite drinkable.

Have you had 8 now?

[Spicoli]

I don't lie, I speak the truth at all times, mostly. A lie is a liabilty

and yes Miles that dress does make you look fat.

[Ghost]

I don't lie, I speak the truth at all times, mostly. A lie is a liabilty

and yes Miles that dress does make you look fat.

Only if you get caught.

[Spicoli]

I don't lie, I speak the truth at all times, mostly. A lie is a liabilty

and yes Miles that dress does make you look fat.

Only if you get caught.

You have to remember lies, and they are there to trip you up at any time. I've seen people think they get over but were not 'caught' until they set a pattern and dig the hole deep enough.

[Andre]

Funny I was out last night and a woman of about 55 or so asked me .."You been good?"

I said yeah, Im always good, then I looked down and said "No actually I run a muck a fair bit" And she beams at me and says "yeah I know, you dont look it.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

I don't lie. I just choose my words carefully and well, not always so carefully either. It can be hard to be honest.

[Spicoli]

I don't lie. I just choose my words carefully and well, not always so carefully either. It can be hard to be honest.

Its alot like juggling knives. Hell, we all 'lie' be it small day to day or some contrived thing. My pet peeve are the ones who lie and you figure it out, yet they keep repeating it. It's not the lie it's the repetition and failure to own it. This is a good question really, shit I've told some doozies in the past ha.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

I don't lie. I just choose my words carefully and well, not always so carefully either. It can be hard to be honest.

Its alot like juggling knives. Hell, we all 'lie' be it small day to day or some contrived thing. My pet peeve are the ones who lie and you figure it out, yet they keep repeating it. It's not the lie it's the repetition and failure to own it. This is a good question really, shit I've told some doozies in the past ha.

There are ways and means. Take the old - does my bum look big in this - it's like some Sheldon algorithm. You can be honest. Yes/No. Lie yes/no or if yes say I don't think it suits you

[Master]

When everyone is a sleep I say I am going downstairs to watch MOTD and really it is my only chance to watch porn.