Do You Pee Sitting Down or Standing Up?

[ruthless rocco]

i sit down to piss.

i don't like the urine and toilet water splashing up on my legs and pants. its gross.

i'm fit enough that i can sit down and get up without tiring myself out.
don't know bout the rest of you....

[CFH]

Well I've pissed sitting down when I've had to do one when also having a shit & from that experience I must say I can't see the attraction, it's amazingly uncomfortable. Not only have you got to somehow squeeze your dick down in between your legs so you actually piss into the bowl rather than all over your legs & the rest of the bathroom, you also have to sit far further back on the toilet seat then is comfortable imo, just so you don't end up with your knob rubbing against the underside of the toilet seat & bowl.

I can't see how you can defend this Miles, these are clearly the opinions of a mad man. It's far easier & more convenient to just unzip & piss into the bowl. In fact, I'd argue it's more hygienic. You are a dangerous man.

Social conventions aside, that is the biggest problem about pissing and sitting and the same time. It's fucking revolting.

[JazMerkin]

i sit down to piss.

i don't like the urine and toilet water splashing up on my legs and pants. its gross.

i'm fit enough that i can sit down and get up without tiring myself out.
don't know bout the rest of you....

What kind of toilet bowl do you have? A puddle?

[mrbig1]

Mr.Miles, If a guy sits on your toilet are you on your knees?

[Andre]

i THINK ITS FUNNY HOW YOU HAVE TO LEAN ON THE WALL BEHIND THE TOILET WITH YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU HAVE A PISS FAT.

[Andre]

[0james0]

I think this thread needs merging with the "would you rather be s man or a women" thread.

All you sitters, you clearly wish you were a women!

[Gandalf]

Mr.Miles, If a guy sits on your toilet are you on your knees?

Erm......no.

[VictorCharlie]

Mr.Miles, If a guy sits on your toilet are you on your knees?

Erm......no.

Elbows?

[Fenster]

Miles, can you post a picture of you with your wife and a marriage certificate please? Browsing through this thread has reignited my belief that you're actually a closet homosexual.

And even if you do have a real wife, and even produce evidence, I still think you're a closet homosexual.

[Gandalf]

I have always thought of myself as a modern day Oscar Wilde, that much is true.

[boozeboxer]

I have always thought of myself as a modern day Oscar Wilde, that much is true.

Oscar was a gay I guess?

[:::PSL:::]

What a gay question.

[Gandalf]

I have always thought of myself as a modern day Oscar Wilde, that much is true.

Oscar was a gay I guess?

A married one too I might add.

[Gandalf]

What a gay question.

Amat is clearly a gay too. A non wanking variation of the gay genre.