Do You Pee Sitting Down or Standing Up?

[Gandalf]

AdamGB, learn to differentiate between humourous posting and serious posting. The language and imagery I am using is intended to be both entertaining and, at the very least least slightly funny. I am in no way getting getting into a bitching contest on the merits of stand shitting or sit down shitting, we are all quite agreed that sitting down is the norm. I just happen to like pissing doing much the same whilst in the comforts of my home and more so in bars where men seem to look at my junk with wonder and perhaps more.

Either way it is no big deal for a man to sit down. As Andre rightfully points out a man touches down onto the canvas at least once a day, I just do it slightly more often as I sit for all functions. Heck I sometimes even sit on the toilet seat whilst brushing my teeth. It is a comfortable place to be.

How do you know they are looking at your 'junk'

Honestly, it happened in my first few years in Korea and it became too much. You just know when you can feel eyes on you and you turn and look at them and lo and behold they are staring away. I retreated to the cubicles after being unable to take the strain anymore. It is unpleasant being stared at like that.

Korean men have always taken a liking to me and it was a running joke in my early time in Korea. Be it at the bar in conversation or in the bathroom taking a whizz.

[Memphis]

AdamGB, learn to differentiate between humourous posting and serious posting. The language and imagery I am using is intended to be both entertaining and, at the very least least slightly funny. I am in no way getting getting into a bitching contest on the merits of stand shitting or sit down shitting, we are all quite agreed that sitting down is the norm. I just happen to like pissing doing much the same whilst in the comforts of my home and more so in bars where men seem to look at my junk with wonder and perhaps more.

Either way it is no big deal for a man to sit down. As Andre rightfully points out a man touches down onto the canvas at least once a day, I just do it slightly more often as I sit for all functions. Heck I sometimes even sit on the toilet seat whilst brushing my teeth. It is a comfortable place to be.

How do you know they are looking at your 'junk'

Honestly, it happened in my first few years in Korea and it became too much. You just know when you can feel eyes on you and you turn and look at them and lo and behold they are staring away. I retreated to the cubicles after being unable to take the strain anymore. It is unpleasant being stared at like that.

Korean men have always taken a liking to me and it was a running joke in my early time in Korea. Be it at the bar in conversation or in the bathroom taking a whizz.

Its because you're a disgusting Westoner, your appearance in general is unpleasant to them, you know this, quite right it makes you feel uncomfortable

[Gandalf]

AdamGB, learn to differentiate between humourous posting and serious posting. The language and imagery I am using is intended to be both entertaining and, at the very least least slightly funny. I am in no way getting getting into a bitching contest on the merits of stand shitting or sit down shitting, we are all quite agreed that sitting down is the norm. I just happen to like pissing doing much the same whilst in the comforts of my home and more so in bars where men seem to look at my junk with wonder and perhaps more.

Either way it is no big deal for a man to sit down. As Andre rightfully points out a man touches down onto the canvas at least once a day, I just do it slightly more often as I sit for all functions. Heck I sometimes even sit on the toilet seat whilst brushing my teeth. It is a comfortable place to be.

How do you know they are looking at your 'junk'

Honestly, it happened in my first few years in Korea and it became too much. You just know when you can feel eyes on you and you turn and look at them and lo and behold they are staring away. I retreated to the cubicles after being unable to take the strain anymore. It is unpleasant being stared at like that.

Korean men have always taken a liking to me and it was a running joke in my early time in Korea. Be it at the bar in conversation or in the bathroom taking a whizz.

Its because you're a disgusting Westoner, your appearance in general is unpleasant to them, you know this, quite right it makes you feel uncomfortable

Not true, I have the ideal image to most Koreans. Cute face, thin, small head, big penis. It is envy and lust, not unpleasantness at all.