Fucking awful thread. I either post on my phone or using my tv remote control, as now, which is fucking tedious I can tell you. But I'd rather take twice as long than to sound like an uneducated chav.

Surely Mick, you wouldn't leave the house in unironed, dirty clothes or unwashed hair, even if you were in a hurry, yet speaking like that makes you sound like thick as fuck cunt.

You should be looking for ways to save time in the office, so as to allow you spend the appropriate time making your posts look presentable.