Has anyone ever become obsessed with you?

[Gandalf]

I don't understand why women can think there can be more than friendship when you are actively married. Honestly, they are weird and I am being hassled somewhat.

[Gandalf]

It's almost impossible with this situation, I keep saying that I am happy to be friends and hang out. But this person seems to be ultra stubborn and competitive, it is almost like my words exist just to be challenged. A case of 'let him say that and I shall ignore the fact that he is married, I shall win in the end'. But nobody can win me.

Just the other day I went out with my coworker and I think that might have been the night when I retired from here (I was that drunk again). I had some girl crawl over to me and fill my (beer glass to the brim) with whiskey, basically begging me to take her home. I told her to leave me alone and go and hassle my coworker. She was having none of it and kept hassling me. "Ooh come to a motel....no strings attached!". But having drank my beer glass of whiskey she got the message and realised that I wasn't interested.

See that's the kind of guy I am. All you women out there should leave me alone and go for hot young cock like that of Youngblood, but leave old men like me alone. I know I am more cute, but I can never be yours. In some cases it seems the denial just makes them more crazy. And so I seem to be experiencing that in a different case.

[Gandalf]

And clearly you can tell how drunk I am by how well my sentences hang together. The more drunk I get, the more they fall apart and I almost end up non-verbal. I guess I've had a few rough nights recently and it doesn't help to drink an entire beer glass of whiskey, which I did that particular night. Actually that night was almost supernatural, I shouldn't be alive.

In that state of mind or lack of, I guess I can be quite rude, but everyone knows me here so no big deal. Everyone is rude to everyone round here anyway.

[Fenster]

And clearly you can tell how drunk I am by how well my sentences hang together. The more drunk I get, the more they fall apart and I almost end up non-verbal. I guess I've had a few rough nights recently and it doesn't help to drink an entire beer glass of whiskey, which I did that particular night. Actually that night was almost supernatural, I shouldn't be alive.

In that state of mind or lack of, I guess I can be quite rude, but everyone knows me here so no big deal. Everyone is rude to everyone round here anyway.

You meant whiskey glass of beer, right? Lets not kid ourselves........

[Gandalf]

And clearly you can tell how drunk I am by how well my sentences hang together. The more drunk I get, the more they fall apart and I almost end up non-verbal. I guess I've had a few rough nights recently and it doesn't help to drink an entire beer glass of whiskey, which I did that particular night. Actually that night was almost supernatural, I shouldn't be alive.

In that state of mind or lack of, I guess I can be quite rude, but everyone knows me here so no big deal. Everyone is rude to everyone round here anyway.

You meant whiskey glass of beer, right? Lets not kid ourselves........

Haha, no I'm quite serious. This crazy woman came over with a half full bottle of whiskey and gave a little to my coworker, then herself and filled mine right to the top. I drank it all, but was totally wasted afterwards. She obviously used it as a strategy to pull me, but she had no idea what she was dealing with. I don't go off with random women. I think I must have had about 6 pints of beer before that. I was pretty drunk. Had no idea I was threatening to leave again.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

I don't understand why women can think there can be more than friendship when you are actively married. Honestly, they are weird and I am being hassled somewhat.

The line of every cheater. We're just FRIENDS.

[Gandalf]

I don't understand why women can think there can be more than friendship when you are actively married. Honestly, they are weird and I am being hassled somewhat.

The line of every cheater. We're just FRIENDS.

Nah, I'm not the cheating type. For instance, I'm the only person who would take a beer glass of whiskey from a girl and then give her cold shoulder each time she tries to get close to me. I'm stubborn that way. I won't let anyone get too close and certainly not on a physical level.

[Andre]

I thought Bilbo would have written " Me, I became obsessed with me".