I can't help it, just complete trash. Wearing all that affliction gear makes nascar look like blue blood fencing.

Like finito, I am irrational in my hatred for MMA. I never denied it takes skill (but so does gay porn and yes, they are related).

I think the trash talking ( just as in boxing and wrestling) is trashy. I think it is juvenile and unnecessary. I believe cauliflower ears are unsightly and trashy as well. it is a mark of being shit.

Believe me, I had a friend who made me sit down and watch a whole tape of this Nick Diaz bloke grappling and fighting. Shit faced, watching the highlights, I was completely unimpressed. I have since quit talking to this friend.

and yes, this is just one person ranting about the shittiness of a sport. But this also someone who has time on his hands, as in posting 7000 posts on a boxing website, as in watching hours of real time horse racing, as in playing shuffleboard all the time. Nothing can describe the dull monotony of MMA short of death by impalement of a very small skewer.