Join Islam!

You're required to pray 5 times a day at certain scheduled times, you must treat women in a demeaning manner and keep them uneducated or be willing to spray them with acid, you have to live in horrible shithole countries, you're required to not bath often but make up for it by wearing way too much cologne, you can feel free to be smug about the "good old days" when Islam invented everything under the sun, you're required to grow a beard, oh and you're not allowed to drink or eat pork......ever

WOW...sign me up for THAT

....Yeah, if you took my Booze and BBQ away I'd be willing to blow some shit up too!