I'm bored with men.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Maybe try a different bus route, or go upmarket and hang out on the train.

I do take the train. Last best offers were 3 black men and some old perv in a business suit who did that whole pucker lips thing at me. Disgusting. He was proper old.

Other neighbour has a cute son but you should never shit on your own doorstep.