Lesbian actress thrown off plane after kiss

[Gandalf]

There is nothing wrong with homosexuals per se. They are just human beings who like a different gender and as long as they are doing their intimate things behind closed doors then nobody should have an issue with them. Gays should have the same rights as straight people and should even be allowed to marry. But I draw the line at kissing in public and apply the same logic to all human beings.

How about in movies?

People choose to watch a film and generally have an idea of what to expect, but in all honesty I don't like intimacy in films either. It makes me uncomfortable. I love Hitchcock, but think he was a bit of a pervert with some of his overblown kissing scenes. I don't need to see Cary Grant kissing Ingrid Bergman for seven hours. If I was Hitchcock I would be telling them to shake hands and have a quick hug then get on with the next line.

[Gandalf]

Cary Grant probably never kissed anyone intimately on a plane and if he did I hope people would tell him to quit with that nonsense. I would be the wrong person to be sitting in the aisle with them, I would tell him to pack it in and get a room.

[Vendettos]

So who's up for some bum love?