I cut my lip on a cash machine receipt

[Gandalf]

miles is a cunt

Unbelievable, someone gave you a cool click for that. Where are my cool clicks you bastards, I've got a scabby lip!

2 people now, and I expect that to rise throughout the day

I expect 10 by the time I wake up in the morning, still as long as it makes the crowd happy.

[Mattyhitman]

miles is a cunt

Unbelievable, someone gave you a cool click for that. Where are my cool clicks you bastards, I've got a scabby lip!

2 people now, and I expect that to rise throughout the day

I expect 10 by the time I wake up in the morning, still as long as it makes the crowd happy.

were happy

[Gandalf]

miles is a cunt

Unbelievable, someone gave you a cool click for that. Where are my cool clicks you bastards, I've got a scabby lip!

2 people now, and I expect that to rise throughout the day

I expect 10 by the time I wake up in the morning, still as long as it makes the crowd happy.

were happy

You failed to call me a cunt. I am quite disappointed. Come on you cunts, call me a cunt and let's lay all our cunts on the table.

My lip is holding up quite well just in case anyone was concerned. Bloody capitalists.

[Mattyhitman]

miles is a cunt

Unbelievable, someone gave you a cool click for that. Where are my cool clicks you bastards, I've got a scabby lip!

2 people now, and I expect that to rise throughout the day

I expect 10 by the time I wake up in the morning, still as long as it makes the crowd happy.

were happy

You failed to call me a cunt. I am quite disappointed. Come on you cunts, call me a cunt and let's lay all our cunts on the table.

My lip is holding up quite well just in case anyone was concerned. Bloody capitalists.

My apologies..... CUNT !

[Gandalf]

miles is a cunt

Unbelievable, someone gave you a cool click for that. Where are my cool clicks you bastards, I've got a scabby lip!

2 people now, and I expect that to rise throughout the day

I expect 10 by the time I wake up in the morning, still as long as it makes the crowd happy.

were happy

You failed to call me a cunt. I am quite disappointed. Come on you cunts, call me a cunt and let's lay all our cunts on the table.

My lip is holding up quite well just in case anyone was concerned. Bloody capitalists.

My apologies..... CUNT !

Well, that's 3! Come on lads, 7 more by midnight.

[BIG H]

Actually, they say "You are what you eat." so Miles cannot be a cunt






































































The Pickle kisser

[superheavyrhun]

Miles, I understand how you feel.

In fact, as per my recent training course, I don't know how you feel at all, as I've never cut my lip in such a preposterous way. But I hope it heals soon. Putting some alcohol on it should be a good pain reliever in the meantime. Maybe four or five bottles of wine should be sufficient.

[Gandalf]

Miles, I understand how you feel.

In fact, as per my recent training course, I don't know how you feel at all, as I've never cut my lip in such a preposterous way. But I hope it heals soon. Putting some alcohol on it should be a good pain reliever in the meantime. Maybe four or five bottles of wine should be sufficient.

Thank you for the polite advice and for not calling me a cunt. That advice sounds absolutely fantastic BTW.

I don't know what paper they use in the UK, but this stuff welds to the lips if lubricated. It can only ever pull away layers of skin. It is a health hazard.

[Memphis]

You paid your wife for crashing your car? I have obviously missed a thread somewhere.

Oh.......your a cunt.

[Gandalf]

You paid your wife for crashing your car? I have obviously missed a thread somewhere.

Oh.......your a cunt.

Yep, I didn't bother starting a thread about the car, but I was driving home in the evening and got a flat tire on the front left wheel and jolted at speed into a barrier. About 80kph so I was quite lucky. The wing mirror came off, I smashed the front light and scratched up most of my side. I also got a sore leg. Insurance paid for most of it, but 20% had to come out of my pocket and of course the wife sorted it all out first. Total damage was 1300 quid in English money! And a week after spending a hundred quid getting it serviced too. Expensive car this month!

I'm a cunt, nice one. Thanks for that!

[Memphis]

You paid your wife for crashing your car? I have obviously missed a thread somewhere.

Oh.......your a cunt.

Yep, I didn't bother starting a thread about the car, but I was driving home in the evening and got a flat tire on the front left wheel and jolted at speed into a barrier. About 80kph so I was quite lucky. The wing mirror came off, I smashed the front light and scratched up most of my side. I also got a sore leg. Insurance paid for most of it, but 20% had to come out of my pocket and of course the wife sorted it all out first. Total damage was 1300 quid in English money! And a week after spending a hundred quid getting it serviced too. Expensive car this month!

I'm a cunt, nice one. Thanks for that!

You failed to start a thread about a life and death car smash but start one over a cash machine receipt?

I blame you for Skel leaving Miles!

[boozeboxer]

You paid your wife for crashing your car? I have obviously missed a thread somewhere.

Oh.......your a cunt.

"you're a cunt."

[boozeboxer]

I do feel bad for Skel leaving though, always thought he was a good poster (even if he was from WAles or some other 3rd world country).