I cut my lip on a cash machine receipt

[Gandalf]

You paid your wife for crashing your car? I have obviously missed a thread somewhere.

Oh.......your a cunt.

Yep, I didn't bother starting a thread about the car, but I was driving home in the evening and got a flat tire on the front left wheel and jolted at speed into a barrier. About 80kph so I was quite lucky. The wing mirror came off, I smashed the front light and scratched up most of my side. I also got a sore leg. Insurance paid for most of it, but 20% had to come out of my pocket and of course the wife sorted it all out first. Total damage was 1300 quid in English money! And a week after spending a hundred quid getting it serviced too. Expensive car this month!

I'm a cunt, nice one. Thanks for that!

[Memphis]

You paid your wife for crashing your car? I have obviously missed a thread somewhere.

Oh.......your a cunt.

Yep, I didn't bother starting a thread about the car, but I was driving home in the evening and got a flat tire on the front left wheel and jolted at speed into a barrier. About 80kph so I was quite lucky. The wing mirror came off, I smashed the front light and scratched up most of my side. I also got a sore leg. Insurance paid for most of it, but 20% had to come out of my pocket and of course the wife sorted it all out first. Total damage was 1300 quid in English money! And a week after spending a hundred quid getting it serviced too. Expensive car this month!

I'm a cunt, nice one. Thanks for that!

You failed to start a thread about a life and death car smash but start one over a cash machine receipt?

I blame you for Skel leaving Miles!

[Gandalf]

You paid your wife for crashing your car? I have obviously missed a thread somewhere.

Oh.......your a cunt.

Yep, I didn't bother starting a thread about the car, but I was driving home in the evening and got a flat tire on the front left wheel and jolted at speed into a barrier. About 80kph so I was quite lucky. The wing mirror came off, I smashed the front light and scratched up most of my side. I also got a sore leg. Insurance paid for most of it, but 20% had to come out of my pocket and of course the wife sorted it all out first. Total damage was 1300 quid in English money! And a week after spending a hundred quid getting it serviced too. Expensive car this month!

I'm a cunt, nice one. Thanks for that!

You failed to start a thread about a life and death car smash but start one over a cash machine receipt?

I blame you for Skel leaving Miles!

If it had happened on a Thursday it would definitely have been a new thread, but during the other weekdays I am kind of quiet on here. The cash machine incident was just on my mind on the day that Skel vanished. Clearly to keep his attention I should have reported and in significant detail about my car crash.

I see Booze has gone all grammar Nazi, that is always good to see.