I cut my lip on a cash machine receipt

[Gandalf]

Miles, I understand how you feel.

In fact, as per my recent training course, I don't know how you feel at all, as I've never cut my lip in such a preposterous way. But I hope it heals soon. Putting some alcohol on it should be a good pain reliever in the meantime. Maybe four or five bottles of wine should be sufficient.

Thank you for the polite advice and for not calling me a cunt. That advice sounds absolutely fantastic BTW.

I don't know what paper they use in the UK, but this stuff welds to the lips if lubricated. It can only ever pull away layers of skin. It is a health hazard.

[Memphis]

You paid your wife for crashing your car? I have obviously missed a thread somewhere.

Oh.......your a cunt.

[Gandalf]

You paid your wife for crashing your car? I have obviously missed a thread somewhere.

Oh.......your a cunt.

Yep, I didn't bother starting a thread about the car, but I was driving home in the evening and got a flat tire on the front left wheel and jolted at speed into a barrier. About 80kph so I was quite lucky. The wing mirror came off, I smashed the front light and scratched up most of my side. I also got a sore leg. Insurance paid for most of it, but 20% had to come out of my pocket and of course the wife sorted it all out first. Total damage was 1300 quid in English money! And a week after spending a hundred quid getting it serviced too. Expensive car this month!

I'm a cunt, nice one. Thanks for that!

[Memphis]

You paid your wife for crashing your car? I have obviously missed a thread somewhere.

Oh.......your a cunt.

Yep, I didn't bother starting a thread about the car, but I was driving home in the evening and got a flat tire on the front left wheel and jolted at speed into a barrier. About 80kph so I was quite lucky. The wing mirror came off, I smashed the front light and scratched up most of my side. I also got a sore leg. Insurance paid for most of it, but 20% had to come out of my pocket and of course the wife sorted it all out first. Total damage was 1300 quid in English money! And a week after spending a hundred quid getting it serviced too. Expensive car this month!

I'm a cunt, nice one. Thanks for that!

You failed to start a thread about a life and death car smash but start one over a cash machine receipt?

I blame you for Skel leaving Miles!

[Gandalf]

You paid your wife for crashing your car? I have obviously missed a thread somewhere.

Oh.......your a cunt.

Yep, I didn't bother starting a thread about the car, but I was driving home in the evening and got a flat tire on the front left wheel and jolted at speed into a barrier. About 80kph so I was quite lucky. The wing mirror came off, I smashed the front light and scratched up most of my side. I also got a sore leg. Insurance paid for most of it, but 20% had to come out of my pocket and of course the wife sorted it all out first. Total damage was 1300 quid in English money! And a week after spending a hundred quid getting it serviced too. Expensive car this month!

I'm a cunt, nice one. Thanks for that!

You failed to start a thread about a life and death car smash but start one over a cash machine receipt?

I blame you for Skel leaving Miles!

If it had happened on a Thursday it would definitely have been a new thread, but during the other weekdays I am kind of quiet on here. The cash machine incident was just on my mind on the day that Skel vanished. Clearly to keep his attention I should have reported and in significant detail about my car crash.

I see Booze has gone all grammar Nazi, that is always good to see.

[boozeboxer]

You paid your wife for crashing your car? I have obviously missed a thread somewhere.

Oh.......your a cunt.

"you're a cunt."

[boozeboxer]

I do feel bad for Skel leaving though, always thought he was a good poster (even if he was from WAles or some other 3rd world country).

[Andre]

I do feel bad for Skel leaving though, always thought he was a good poster (even if he was from WAles or some other 3rd world country).

Ahh let it go, if he thought the same way about you, he would stay.

[Andre]

Miles robot fixation,caught sucking off the paper shredder in the staff room again?

[boozeboxer]

I do feel bad for Skel leaving though, always thought he was a good poster (even if he was from WAles or some other 3rd world country).

Ahh let it go, if he thought the same way about you, he would stay.

No he emailed me stating that I was the reason he held on so long.

[Gandalf]

I actually started this thread as just a way of getting something said on here in response to Skel saying it is silent. It was in its own way a great comic gesture. Most of my comedy goes over most heads anyway. I need a paragraph whilst others need just a sentence.

I don't write gags, I write other things.

[Andre]

I do feel bad for Skel leaving though, always thought he was a good poster (even if he was from WAles or some other 3rd world country).

Ahh let it go, if he thought the same way about you, he would stay.

No he emailed me stating that I was the reason he held on so long.

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