I kinda need advice. Bad times.

[superheavyrhun]

Have you considered that you're maybe not cut out for social interaction at all? Maybe a research post in the Antarctic where the only women you're likely to meet are going to be 50 year olds more interested in the cube of sludge brought up from under the sea than in you?

Not that I mean to take your problem lightly, it's just that I still wouldn't be getting stressed about it. Stay professional, put it in the wank bank for later on, keep your job.

[Kev]

Have you considered that you're maybe not cut out for social interaction at all? Maybe a research post in the Antarctic where the only women you're likely to meet are going to be 50 year olds more interested in the cube of sludge brought up from under the sea than in you?

Not that I mean to take your problem lightly, it's just that I still wouldn't be getting stressed about it. Stay professional, put it in the wank bank for later on, keep your job.

Haha that's the funniest line of the week, I'm still chuckling

[Kev]

This is rapidly becoming one of Saddo's most legendary girl threads.

We've had El Gamo getting a girl pregnant through a dry hump, Ono's six month quest for a kiss, my own personal favourite, namely Booze's telephoning his condolences to a girl he'd never met sympathising with the death of her father and asking if she might like a date, and now JB's panic attack because a girl stares at the back of his head whilst he's driving the bus.

Really, on reflection, Booze is the biggest man here by far, at least he took action even if it was hysterically the wrong action.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

This is rapidly becoming one of Saddo's most legendary girl threads.

We've had El Gamo getting a girl pregnant through a dry hump, Ono's six month quest for a kiss, my own personal favourite, namely Booze's telephoning his condolences to a girl he'd never met sympathising with the death of her father and asking if she might like a date, and now JB's panic attack because a girl stares at the back of his head whilst he's driving the bus.

Really, on reflection, Booze is the biggest man here by far, at least he took action even if it was hysterically the wrong action.

time waster. Should have just asked me.

[ono]

This is rapidly becoming one of Saddo's most legendary girl threads.

We've had El Gamo getting a girl pregnant through a dry hump, Ono's six month quest for a kiss, my own personal favourite, namely Booze's telephoning his condolences to a girl he'd never met sympathising with the death of her father and asking if she might like a date, and now JB's panic attack because a girl stares at the back of his head whilst he's driving the bus.

Really, on reflection, Booze is the biggest man here by far, at least he took action even if it was hysterically the wrong action.

time waster. Should have just asked me.

Oh Missy you saucy devil

[Ghost]

This is no-brainer.. thread..

Things that could happen, if you touch..

1. Lose your job.

2. Lose your family.

3. Labelled a paedophile for life.

4. Go to jail, where you meet Bubba and become life long friends.

5. Daddy finds you and removes you balls with rusty toenail clippers.

Too many choices to list here..

[Howlin Mad Missy]

I got +repped which is lovely but this is the thing. If someone comes to you wanting advice on improving their social skills, do you give them a pep talk or point out to them they have BO?