I kinda need advice. Bad times.

[El Kabong]

I really regret ever thinking that a bunch of cunts could ever offer genuine advice. I hope all your children get spinal biffida... Or whatever Bilbo had. Cunts.

I offered you some cracking advice.

....As did I you ungrateful bastard!

[Gandalf]

Interesting thread. Nice way to kill an office hour.

I don't really see the big deal. There is no harm in seeing someone as attractive or them making silly flirtatious moves, but as an older guy with a lot of life experience you just take it for what it is. It's nothing in the great scheme of things. I get called cute every day and some of these girls are hot, but it's nothing more than a young girl saying something and in an innocent kind of way, but even if it wasn't, I wouldn't spend too much time considering it. I take it for what it is. I do my work and then outside of work forget about it. What you seem to be doing is taking it far too seriously and are thus building up some kind of complex or issue out of it.

You have your life and what you know is right, you are making a bit of a mountain out of a molehill here. Missy has been harsh, but bang on the money IMO. Might as well call a spade a spade.

[ono]

Interesting thread. Nice way to kill an office hour.

I don't really see the big deal. There is no harm in seeing someone as attractive or them making silly flirtatious moves, but as an older guy with a lot of life experience you just take it for what it is. It's nothing in the great scheme of things. I get called cute every day and some of these girls are hot, but it's nothing more than a young girl saying something and in an innocent kind of way, but even if it wasn't, I wouldn't spend too much time considering it. I take it for what it is. I do my work and then outside of work forget about it. What you seem to be doing is taking it far too seriously and are thus building up some kind of complex or issue out of it.

You have your life and what you know is right, you are making a bit of a mountain out of a molehill here. Missy has been harsh, but bang on the money IMO. Might as well call a spade a spade.

Exactly, all in a day's work for Miles.

I'm still not understanding why he's feeling guilty about fancying a 17 year old. Lou from Neighbours was tapping Libby and there was about a 60 year age gap. Nobody cared.

[Gandalf]

Interesting thread. Nice way to kill an office hour.

I don't really see the big deal. There is no harm in seeing someone as attractive or them making silly flirtatious moves, but as an older guy with a lot of life experience you just take it for what it is. It's nothing in the great scheme of things. I get called cute every day and some of these girls are hot, but it's nothing more than a young girl saying something and in an innocent kind of way, but even if it wasn't, I wouldn't spend too much time considering it. I take it for what it is. I do my work and then outside of work forget about it. What you seem to be doing is taking it far too seriously and are thus building up some kind of complex or issue out of it.

You have your life and what you know is right, you are making a bit of a mountain out of a molehill here. Missy has been harsh, but bang on the money IMO. Might as well call a spade a spade.

Exactly, all in a day's work for Miles.

I'm still not understanding why he's feeling guilty about fancying a 17 year old. Lou from Neighbours was tapping Libby and there was about a 60 year age gap. Nobody cared.

Totally, now if he was banging this 17 year old, then the guilt should kick in, but to be having an over dramatic fantasy it isn't hurting anyone unless he starts blabbing too everyone he knows.

Entertaining thread, but a bit over my head really. I don't get it.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Jim, call me what you like. I'm not the one getting cold feet about how my life will change forever when a nipper comes along.

Why don't you tell us what advice you would like to hear. Go fuck her or ignore her.

Miles, some people need a dose of harsh to cut through the BS.

[BIG H]

Jim, call me what you like. I'm not the one getting cold feet about how my life will change forever when a nipper comes along.

Why don't you tell us what advice you would like to hear. Go fuck her or ignore her.

Miles, some people need a dose of harsh to cut through the BS.

You're just p1ssed off, coz it's usually you with the 'bus' stories

[ono]

Am i the only one who's starting to think Jim looks like Otto from The Simpsons now?

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Jim, call me what you like. I'm not the one getting cold feet about how my life will change forever when a nipper comes along.

Why don't you tell us what advice you would like to hear. Go fuck her or ignore her.

Miles, some people need a dose of harsh to cut through the BS.

You're just p1ssed off, coz it's usually you with the 'bus' stories

hey, I took a second look and ran for the hills, no drama...
But on the otherhand I was called an extremely clever woman with a slice of crazy, today by gypo. Go figure.....(not that smart by the looks of things )

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Missy, it's like you just want to believe that I wish to cheat on my wife. And for your information, My son IS actually here. He is 5 months old. In recent months I have fought for my family and the roof over our heads from the depths of redundancy and I'm now miraculously in a position where I love where I'm at. Stability. I just cannot legislate for this. I'm not sharing anymore information with you mugs because I realise now I made a mistake bringing this here but Fuck me this is stressfull.

Sorry about the foul mouth I don't know what I'm playing at bringing this shit here... Madness...

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Good advice and words that make a pretty sounding scentance are two different things. I wasn't asking for advice on how to keep it in my pants. I just want this girl to fuck off.

[El Kabong]

JimBo you've got 3 choices: 1. Fuck her (now or later) but fuck her and receive your punishment (your family leaving you or massive amounts of guilt until they find out or a lengthy prison stay) 2. Address the situation like an adult and be completely clear with her (in which case if you're wrong you look like a total tool and a freaky quasi-child molester) 3. Do nothing, maybe use her as fuel on some nights where its hard starting the fire (wink wink say no more) or just ignore her.

Be a grown man and make a grown man choice.

And if you say that's bad advice I'm hopping on a plane to England to whip your limey ass!

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Your all sad, shit, wrong and stupid. But mostly wrong and shit. Trying to get all retrospective on the issue like 'I don't see what the problem is' It's because YOU'RE SHIT.
And as for getting to the point sooner, talk about Irony. So I can't make her stop! I'll fuckin make her stop alright...

P.S Bil i'm clearly a 1000 times more attrative to women (and kids) than you'll ever be, you ugly mug.

Missy going on like I've got somethig to hide. IN THIS HELL HOLE?! It's the reason I brought this shit hear in the 1st place.