Question for the married men: What are the pros and cons of being married?

[Kev]

OK I'll start.

Negatives

No sex with other women, unless you cheat and or divorce
She'll prob want kids, which means your life will no longer be your own
You will have responsibilites and commitments to her, her family etc. Much less free time
There will be no more sex with other women ever again unless you cheat
You will have to wake up and look at her every day, ok right now, but as she starts to age...
You will most likely lose all your friends, not much of a social life for a married man
You will officially have given up on meeting the dream girl, nothing to really look forward to again.


Positives

You are less likely to end up dying alone


That's all I got.


Congratulations though.

[Andre]

OK I'll start.

Negatives

No sex with other women, unless you cheat and or divorce
She'll prob want kids, which means your life will no longer be your own
You will have responsibilites and commitments to her, her family etc. Much less free time
There will be no more sex with other women ever again unless you cheat
You will have to wake up and look at her every day, ok right now, but as she starts to age...
You will most likely lose all your friends, not much of a social life for a married man
You will officially have given up on meeting the dream girl, nothing to really look forward to again.


Positives

You are less likely to end up dying alone


That's all I got.


Congratulations though.

Classic, funny as.

[Kev]

Actually on reflection I did think of a few more.

Negs
Once you are married she will probably stop making any effort with her appearance.
If you want out of the relationship at any time she will take half of everything.
Her inlaws will almost certainly be annoying.

Pros
You'll learn to love spending time in the shed...