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I just walked to the shops, some daft cunt threw an egg at me, grown man in a shitty BMW. I was on the passenger side of course so he did a kind of hook shot over the car, I caught it and smashed it against his window, didnt break, the window I mean, the egg like totally did.
He got out an wanted fisticuffs. I told him I was a monster on those arcade punching machines and naturally he backed the fuck off.
That was my halloween.
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
Charley Burley
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Me as Freddy Krueger, the mrs as dead school girl.
Got smashed, paid for it big time the next day.
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Cuntster your a closet flag.
Who the fuck are you trying to kid into thinking you had to do a search on Twilight you "pickle smuggler" we all know you knew exactly who that was.
Shades come off every now and then...
Were you riding it hard?
Correction... A "monstor"
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here it is...
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I'll get 'round to putting a few pics up....damn comp at work sucks so I have to use my blackberry while I'm on the clock.
I was Hugh Hefner (again, same as last year). I think I pulled it off rather well.
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I just cracked one out over your missus
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God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I'll say it again, God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I don't believe in magic, I don't believe in I-ching, I don't believe in bible, I don't believe in tarot, I don't believe in Hitler, I don't believe in Jesus, I don't believe in Kennedy, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in mantra, I don't believe in Gita, I don't believe in yoga, I don't believe in kings, I don't believe in Elvis, I don't believe in Zimmerman, I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me!!
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I went out as wicked witch of the west will get on pc Tommoro & post pic lol
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Minus Mattyhitman (Still needs to post pics), J_C & 0james0 (still needs to post pics) you guys are ALL lame fucks...
*Saddo posted 0james0 pic.
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