I just walked to the shops, some daft cunt threw an egg at me, grown man in a shitty BMW. I was on the passenger side of course so he did a kind of hook shot over the car, I caught it and smashed it against his window, didnt break, the window I mean, the egg like totally did.

He got out an wanted fisticuffs. I told him I was a monster on those arcade punching machines and naturally he backed the fuck off.

That was my halloween.