Is torso man any good?

[Gandalf]

Now that I am trying to build myself up a bit and be productive I was thinking about buying myself a 'torso man'. I was thinking that my 4km walk around the lake and then 30 minutes punching this would be a good work out.

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What are your thoughts on 'torso man' as I am seriously thinking about getting one.

[Gandalf]

I wouldn't just punch it, but would put it in the middle of the room and time myself doing 3 minute bursts. No Zelenoff swinging from me, just careful, controlled ballet.

[Gandalf]

Wouldn't it be great if the Japanese developed one with arms that throw back and you have to time it in order to land properly. That would be quite fun. It could have different styles. Maybe 50 years from now it could even have legs and you could spar with it at home or program it to attack the neighbors. Great fun.

[Memphis]

Go for it mate. My only concern is how well you'll get along together. I see it as a matter of time before you two clash over a difference of political opinion and you're hitting it around the head with a toaster.

[ruthless rocco]

always figured this was more your workout style miles:

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[CFH]

I had one once and it was okay. Not that great for an intense workout, but it was an okay way to get the basics of timing a punch down because the fucker flew around like crazy despite weighing about 4,000lbs.

Don't you live in an apartment though? You're neighbors will be pissed.

[Saddo]

Do your walks for a few weeks first and see how you get on... as that could end up as one expensive coat stand

[Howlin Mad Missy]

I had one once and it was okay. Not that great for an intense workout, but it was an okay way to get the basics of timing a punch down because the fucker flew around like crazy despite weighing about 4,000lbs.

Don't you live in an apartment though? You're neighbors will be pissed.

I had something similar and could never hit it properly because as CFH said they fly round and rebound of the floor

[Gandalf]

Seems that's an idea out of the window then. I thought it was supposed to be fairly solid, it just wouldn't be good to have the thing bobbing all over the place. It's very true that I do consider my neighbours, so wouldn't want to make a lot of noise either.

Nice cock and bum, Ruthless. Maybe for my birthday.

[Kev]

I'm not sure what doorframes are like in Korea, but if they are standard one of these bad boys is a great little buy. Only about £15 in the UK.

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[Beanz]

I'm not sure what doorframes are like in Korea, but if they are standard one of these bad boys is a great little buy. Only about £15 in the UK.

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I will second that

[Kev]

I'm not sure what doorframes are like in Korea, but if they are standard one of these bad boys is a great little buy. Only about £15 in the UK.

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I will second that

Shit he's agreeing with me...

Pay no attention to him Miles. I will find another brand for you to buy that is much better than this Greenbeanz endorsed crap.

[Andre]

hahaha

[Gandalf]

I want something to punch really. I have a wife, but she punches back, so I can't take the risk. I live in an apartment complex so don't want anything hanging as I worry that I will bring the next floor down with my incredible power. I'm a bit disappointed that 'torso man' is a bit duff. I think it would have been great fun if it was solid and wouldn't dance about.

[CFH]

I want something to punch really. I have a wife, but she punches back, so I can't take the risk. I live in an apartment complex so don't want anything hanging as I worry that I will bring the next floor down with my incredible power. I'm a bit disappointed that 'torso man' is a bit duff. I think it would have been great fun if it was solid and wouldn't dance about.

Why don't you join a gym?