Quote Originally Posted by miles View Post
I want something to punch really. I have a wife, but she punches back, so I can't take the risk. I live in an apartment complex so don't want anything hanging as I worry that I will bring the next floor down with my incredible power. I'm a bit disappointed that 'torso man' is a bit duff. I think it would have been great fun if it was solid and wouldn't dance about.
Why don't you come back to England and punch Bilbo ? Admittedly there is probably a long queue but you won't have to be Calzaghe to miss a head that big. He may punch back but Dorothy wasn't afraid of the Munchkins and Charlie Bucket didn't run away from the Umpa Lumpas, stand your ground and the worst you'll get is a slap in the nuts from his royal shortness.