Woman dies whilst masturbating

[Ghost]

Hmmm, wonder if she had Duracell or the Energiser Bunny installed in the "sex toy"?

[GOAT]

That's what happens to you when you use high-performance vibrators instead of real c0cks.

[LobowolfXXX]

bit embarrassing for the parents though, finding out your daughter popped her clogs while she was tossing her salad

I reckon she was browsing my facebook page at the time

I just can't believe the Daily Mail published the story. Isn't exactly something you want the world knowing.

Imagine finding out though:

"Did you hear about Nicola, she died last night...?"

"Oh no, really - how? Car accident?"

"No.."

"Don't tell me, suicide..."

"No she died flicking her bean. Literally died mid-flick"

*high-five*

George Carlin used to do a bit about parents potentially being embarrassed by their son's accidental auto-erotic asphyxiation death. His conclusion: "put the kid's dick back in his pants and tell the neighbors he had bad grades."

[InTheNeutralCorner]

THis is really unfortunate for her.People have the right to have fun.If she does whts wrong ? It needs more investigation.Other story can be there.Post Morten report ccan say it.

Did you really get banned after 5 posts?